Past Months

May 2023 A young woman kisses the cheek of a young man. Both are wearing graduation outfits

Kiss this campus goodbye! - Tia Broz

April 2023 Two older men look at an open folder

George Weber was somewhat dumbfounded when asked to review the blueprints for Hans Krebs' new restaurant, "The Krusty Krebs". - Joseph Dynlacht

March 2023 Man and a white horse looking at one another. The man is wearing a brown hat and holding the reins

Seriously, you wouldn’t believe how many folks try to put the cart before the horse - Whitney Thompson

February 2023 Two older man, one in a suit with slicked back hair, the other in a trilby and trenchcoat talk

I can promise you that all revenue generated by the students using this building will stay on the IUPUI campus. - Monica Thompson-Deal

January 2023 Man in a cardigan and glasses shaking hands with a soldier while they hold a cylinder between them. Other soldiers are lined up beside them

Congratulations on finishing at the top of your class, cadet. Your Toblerone, as promised. - Kagan Mellencamp

December 2022 Man dressed as Santa Clause talking to small child. Four other people observe

I am not allowed to talk to strangers, and you are very strange. - Jerene Rodriquez

November 2022 Two men looking down at the long skirts that they have on

You toad-ally nailed it! Just don't "Rip it!" - Jill Lyon

October 2022 Zoo keeper holds up the tail end of a skunk above two children with disgusted looks on their faces

Oh no, that won’t work for our mascot! Let’s just keep The Metros. - John Schild

September 2022 Four young women huddled around a table. Above them is a poster that read Elect Al Mitchler Student Senate Vote Feb 9-13 Bldgs 8AM-8PM ACSM

Wait! Is that a hanging chad I see??? - Jane Alexander

August 2022 Two women using ladles to get a drink out of large bowls. One is smiling, the other has an expression of shock

OK, I know what this looks like, but this is NOT for me! It's for the Dean! - Joseph Dynlacht

July 2022 Older man in a tie seated while a nurse draws his blood

Don’t worry, extreme pants-hiking is a common condition in men of your age. - Richard Schulte

June 2022 A young man in a lab coat appears to be blowing on a metal utensil. Two other men watch

"Second Cousin of Flubber" lacked a certain Fred MacMurray-ness. - Richard Schulte