December 2022

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Santa Claus at campus Christmas party December 1965

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I am not allowed to talk to strangers, and you are very strange. - Jerene Rodriquez

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Santa, is that eggnog on your breath?

Submitted by joppold on Thu, 12/01/2022 - 08:07

No - I do not want to sit on your lap you sociopathic degenerate.

Submitted by andjsmit on Thu, 12/01/2022 - 08:21

Let me get this right, you leave presents for me? Usually colonizers take things.

Submitted by mameen on Thu, 12/01/2022 - 09:18

"You want Santa to stop the scheduled demolition of your Vermont St. address? Uh..."

Submitted by rischult on Thu, 12/01/2022 - 13:05

Very impressive, Santa, but shingles doesn’t care.

Submitted by mjhinsma on Thu, 12/01/2022 - 14:39

Santa Claus is a Black man, and he's handsome like my Daddy too. That's why I'm telling you :-).

Submitted by ajtanner on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 10:28

*Santa Claus is a Black man, and he's handsome like my Daddy too. That's what I'm telling you.* :-)

Submitted by ajtanner on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 10:31

You sit on a throne of lies.

Submitted by jc162 on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 10:35

Ignoring the fact he seemed to be following her, little Cindy was flabbergasted that Santa was able to drop 40lbs in just the time it took to get to her doctor's office from the mall.

Submitted by ergaskin on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 10:36

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

Submitted by poleshch on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 10:38

Now tell me again, Santa, what time will you stop by my house? I'll leave milk & cookies for you but only if you are on time!

Submitted by samuela on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 10:41

So. Let's talk about that pony I asked for last year.........

Submitted by spmermel on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 10:47

Is your face wadded up or padded up?

Submitted by adetienn on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 10:57

Whatcha talkin bout Santa?

Submitted by lashivel on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 10:59

I can’t sit on your lap until mom confirms you are current on your immunization schedule Santa. Also, please don’t enter our home. You can Zelle or Venmo me.

Submitted by jocharle on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 11:10

I am not allowed to talk to strangers and you are very strange

Submitted by jkrodrig on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 12:12

"Have I been good?" What kind of question is that?

Submitted by moniceja on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 12:17

"I love my knee high socks! They are comfy and look nice with my patent leather shoes. Are you wearing knee highs too or are those leg warmers?"

Submitted by agarnold on Mon, 12/05/2022 - 13:26

Santa, listen closely. I. Am. Not. An. Elf.

Submitted by omaravil on Wed, 12/07/2022 - 09:41

I already sent you a letter of what I want. You should check your mail.

Submitted by ifkenney on Wed, 12/07/2022 - 11:48

So a rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into this bar at the North Pole and....wait a minute....I think I'm at the wrong Christmas party young lady! I'll show myself out!

Submitted by jdynlach on Thu, 12/08/2022 - 14:19

That moment when I realized Santa stole all my cookies...

Submitted by emskluza on Thu, 12/08/2022 - 16:50

…who are you?

Submitted by lexbeene on Sun, 12/11/2022 - 12:11