July 2022

You won't be smiling after this!

Remember when you didn't accept my transfer credits? This is going to hurt a bit.

Don't worry, extreme pants-hiking is a common condition in men of your age.

The transplant surgeon would like to know if you have made provisions to donate your combover to Locks of Love.

Thanks for letting me have my juice and cookie first – I’m ready now.

You might want to look up at the camera while I do this.