Indianapolis Zoo staffer with skunk at Explore IUPUI event October 12, 2002 Photo by Wendy Kaveney
Oh no, that won’t work for our mascot! Let’s just keep The Metros. - John Schild
Teachable moment - run!
From the giggles and mischievous smile, it was apparent Mr. Stinky Stripe was not the only one able to drop a smelly bomb.
The instructions said to keep the dangerous end pointed away from children, but they didn't say which end was which!
The one who smelt it, dealt it!
I need one of these for home!
When life gives you stink bombs, you turn your head away!
No, seriously, this is a legitimate COVID test. Can you smell anything?
This'll teach'em to stay off my lawn!
Oh no, oh no, OH NO...I was told the scent gland was removed!
Pictured above: Historical recreation of the first ever use of "pepper spray".
Oh no, that won't work for our mascot! Let's just keep The Metros.
"Fee Fi Fo Fum".... I smell something scent-imental!
Wow, I'm recovered! I can smell again!!!!
What, You Asked For It Buddy!
This one was supposed to be de-odorized!
Bill demonstrating the organic child repellent.
skunk: gee, this is the second time this week that I've been asked to provide a special aromatherapy session
Say it, don't spray it
"What's worse than a skunk?" started Zoo Staffer Zach.
"A child!" shouted Skunky the Skunk.
Does this cat smell funny to you?
"Sucks being a redhead...even a skunk dislikes like me!" Redhead
Instead of a sweet greeting for her new furry friend, Sarah chirped, "Ewww, Mister! Which one of you stinks so bad?!"
Somebody told me to take a fresh breeze today.
This seemed like such a good idea two minutes ago.
Walking into the lecture hall bathrooms
When someone said this lecture would stink I didn't think they meant it literally!
Now kids, this here's the business end. But don't you worry, they said most of 'em have been de-scented. Uh-oh...
The rise and fall of the fart gun.
This hurts me more than it hurts you. Sorry children, your time of smelling good has come to an end.
what a weird looking stray cat...OH-
The IRB knew that there would be collateral damage as a result of IUPUI's efforts to rid the world of those damned carrot tops ... and they were cool with it.
Oh no… and we thought this was going to be fun.
I’m so sorry kids… I guess I wasn’t the only one who had Taco Bell for lunch…
Skunk handler: "Methinks I should have pointed this animal frontward instead of backward...But he (or she) could be used as a weapon, if need be". Kids: "Tee he he!"
Zoo staffer: "Which one should I be more afraid of, the stink bomb, or the snake around my neck?! I need to retire, or seek other employment...They are not paying me enough for this!"
No, I DON'T think that smells like teen spirit!!