Past Months

May 2014 A woman standing on a desk throwing books at another woman holding a large box open

Agnes, be a doll and put this "Statuary of the Male Physique" in my purse, okay? - Robert Aull
April 2014 Man climbing out of a fountain while two people on a bench laugh

Maybe he doesn’t know there is a pool in the union building. - Steven Keller
March 2014 Two men and three woman in business attire holding display boxes of cooking utensils

The judges ladled out praise to all four contestants; nevertheless, you could cut the atmosphere with a knife--would the three ladies have to fork over first place to Crewcut Carl and his minimalist WYSIWYG design? - Robert Aull
February 2014 Two woman posing with large balloons

One thing is for certain: CrossFit looked a lot happier back in 1950. - Tyler Gonigam
January 2014 Young man who is blindfolded, resting his hand on another man's shoulder

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me… - Steven Keller
December 2013 A man and woman in shakespearian costumes reclining and laughing

Hahaha I see you were in your sister’s closet again! - Kassidy Loehmer
November 2013 A group of men watching another man that is barely visible. One of the men is looking into the camera instead

That awkward moment when everyone else in the room finds something interesting to look at and you don't. - Allison Mills
October 2013 Four men stand around a plaque one of the men are holding. One of the men is looking directly into the camera

“Crap, I forgot my briefs again.” -  Gregory Hardin
September 2013 A young man in a baseball uniform is looking at a big open book while a woman looks away from her writing. They are seated on the table of a park bench

“This guy couldn't decide which was more unbelievable: the fact that Linda Hamilton was enrolled at IUPUI, or that after 20 minutes of picking her teeth, she still hadn't gotten the piece of lettuce out.” - Brandon M. White
August 2013 Two men looking at a map. One is using a white stick to point something out

“It may be 10,140 km from Ho Chi Minh City to Honolulu but it's only 6,301 miles. Put that in your metric marketing pipe and smoke it!” - Fran Huehls
July 2013 Two men in suits holding a check with a magnifying glass held up to it. They are looking into the camera

“Let me show you how we can magnify the impact of your gift!” - Ruth Hansen
June 2013 Two male university administrators place books into a glass case for display

“Any fool can tell this book isn't as big as the one in the display, but noooo we have to open the case and confirm...would serve him right if I accidently let this lid drop.” -  Robert Aull