Past Months

May 2016 Racecar driver looks at a speedometer held by a police officer

“That’s right Mr. Unser, I push this button and Mario’s car will slowly coast in to the infield.”  - Hew Simons
April 2016 Three white students and a black student walking towards the camera talking

“After class, the four friends hopped in an AMC Gremlin and went to Burger Chef.” - Clarence Brooks
March 2016 Six people sitting on a staircase, putting on a dissaffected aire

“Margaret could tell, by the aging clothes and facial hair, who had been waiting the longest to register for classes.” - James Heiney
February 2016 A woman's legs stick out of a swimming pool

“Why ‘water charades’ didn’t become a thing.” -Michael A. Wilkinson
January 2016 College students working on a giant snow sculpture of a fish in a parking lot

A 'scale' model... - Clarence Brooks.
December 2015 A man playing an accordian to a room full of children

“The kids were not exactly happy about Accordion Afternoon, but they were happier with them than there were with Bagpipe Breakfast.” - Shanna Reis
November 2015 A man whose head is lowered, smiles up at the camera (giving him a sinister look), while handing items to two women reaching out for them

"A young Mick Jagger is recognized by fans while doing court-ordered community service work for always complaining about getting no satisfaction." - John Hazer
October 2015 A man in clown makeup is point at the nose of a young girl with two young boys watching. They are standing next to an indoor swimming pool and the children are in swim clothes

- “Balloon animals ARE NOT to be used as floatation devices!” - Julia Daley-Backus
September 2015 Four men stand talking arund a small swingset

“We'll call it, ‘Pushing for Paydar.’ The chancellor will sit in the swing and for a dollar, you can push him while making your donation to the student scholarship fund. People will LOVE it!” - Karen Lee
August 2015 Three men in ties huddle around an open drawer of a large machine

  “Don’t get too close, guys.  Look what that thing did to my sideburns.” - Jim Oppold
July 2015 A man is seated in a parking lot, in a position to mime driving, with a receiver and speaker on the ground next to him

Winning Entry: “His soundtrack?  "All my friends know the Low Rider...Low Rider is a little higher" ("Low Rider" by War, 1975--you can hear it on Youtube).” - John Eiszner
June 2015 Older woman holds. a giant teddy bear, with many small teddy bears in the background

  “Ursus versus nurses.” -Eric Drongowski