July 2020

Citation

 IUPUI News Bureau 1971

Older man in a suit stands facing a desk, his hand near his ear. A young woman looks up at him from the desk
Winning Entry!

"Use your brain, Elsa—if you want a fresh news story then keep your newspaper in the fridge" - Tim Kleyn

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You see, I called him and said, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" And he said, "Yes." So I said, "Well, you better let him out." Boy, what a gag!

Submitted by setowne on Wed, 07/08/2020 - 08:00

Is he actually singing, "I am a little teapot" in front of the entire class???

Submitted by hayesjb on Thu, 07/16/2020 - 07:22

Use your brain, Elsa -- if you want a fresh news story then keep your newspaper in the fridge.

Submitted by tdkleyn on Thu, 07/23/2020 - 08:23

Please tell me it's a Lampshade and not a Toothbrush! 

Submitted by mjhinsma on Mon, 07/27/2020 - 01:52