I swear to God, Penelope....if your super-fork knocks my marshmallow into the fire one more time, it is on!

You are what you eat!

"This was supposed to be a marshmallow cookout. Who invited the weenie roaster?"

Of course there's such a thing as a Dagwood S'more! 

Jan brought out the worst of Vera's insecurities.  Maybe it was her perfect looks.  Or her snazzy wardrobe.  Or that premium hot dog stick that said, "Only losers use sticks to cook their hot dogs."

Someone will be looking for that curtain rod later Lucy... and how many hotdogs does this make for you?