December 2018

Citation

Pete Mills and Mister Blood Drop at blood drive 1999

A man and a person in a blood drop mascot costume speak to a group of students
Winning Entry!

"With sagging and other signs of age showing, you know him today as the Poop Emoji. But in his younger years audiences everywhere knew him as the Healthy Red Blood Cell Emoji." - Andy Smith

Captions

No, no, kids!  I already told you once!  I'm NOT David Letterman and this ISN'T Paul Shaffer!

Submitted by orme on Mon, 12/03/2018 - 10:58

Don't be a "Drip", donate today!!

Submitted by tcthatch on Thu, 12/06/2018 - 10:50

This isn't the Kool-Aid man! This guy doesn't crash through walls; he crashes through your bloodstream!

Submitted by klee2 on Thu, 12/06/2018 - 10:51

While smarmy Ned lectured students about the selflessness of blood donation, in the background his evil dracular henchmen quietly drained volunteers of their every drop of blood.

Submitted by janealex on Thu, 12/06/2018 - 11:18

OK, kids, you've met Mr. Drop.  Now drop and give me 5 (hundred milliliters, that is)!!

Submitted by jdynlach on Thu, 12/06/2018 - 14:28

Coagulation: When your blood cells hug your boo-boo to help make it better.    

Submitted by mjhinsma on Thu, 12/06/2018 - 15:43

When Willy Wonka's estranged younger brother, Wally, tries to use youths' low blood sugar to his advantage to promote his knock-off of a Hershey's kiss

Submitted by aneander on Fri, 12/07/2018 - 14:13

With sagging and other signs of age showing, you know him today as the Poop Emoji. But in his younger years audiences everywhere knew him as the Healthy Red Blood Cell Emoji.

Submitted by andjsmit on Tue, 12/18/2018 - 14:11

Instead of being A NEGATIVE nancy about low participation this year, we are going to B POSITIVE and encourage you all to donate your blood at the blood drive next Tuesday

Submitted by kapuch on Fri, 12/21/2018 - 11:54