November 2023

Citation

Aziz Majid and Mrs. B. Larry Pedlar at punch bowl

Balck and white photograph. A young white woman is ladeling punch into a small cup help by a man in a suit with curly dark hair. The man is laughing and she is smiling. She also holds a small cup. People can be seen in the backgroundm as if at a party.
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I think napkins just spoil the adventure – don’t you? - Matt Hinsman

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Mrs. Pedlar was slinging punch and one liners at the shindig.

Submitted by joppold on Wed, 11/01/2023 - 07:40

"Is that an eyeball?" "It's a family recipe."

Submitted by tayrgard on Wed, 11/01/2023 - 08:21

I'm not sure which I'm liking more, this punch or that fine flexuous head of hair (hiccup) of yours.

Submitted by andjsmit on Wed, 11/01/2023 - 08:58

This beverage is to chill the glass. The punch is being served in the other room.

Submitted by dbark on Wed, 11/01/2023 - 10:43

"I think napkins just spoil the adventure - don't you?"

Submitted by mjhinsma on Wed, 11/01/2023 - 21:01

Don't get drunk. All the bosses are here.

Submitted by wsthomps on Fri, 11/03/2023 - 10:06

Now this punch may be a little strong but that's okay, were closed thanksgiving break anyways!

Submitted by vadmire on Fri, 11/03/2023 - 10:12

Well, for tonight we're calling it Lemon Strawberry Daquiri!

Submitted by orme on Fri, 11/03/2023 - 10:33

One for you, one for me!

Submitted by pasparks on Fri, 11/03/2023 - 10:37

You spiked the eggnog again didn't you Hank?

Submitted by dmwise on Fri, 11/03/2023 - 10:53

Hey! Don't turn around, but that guy to my right...is all neck and hair!

Submitted by jdynlach on Fri, 11/03/2023 - 12:28

Well actually, Ethan, you might think twice before you drink that! I spiked the punch with a mild sleeping concoction, so pretty soon it’s going to get pretty quiet around here!

Submitted by janealex on Fri, 11/03/2023 - 16:21

As you can see, the only thing this punch is spiked with is quality education

Submitted by aszymcz on Mon, 11/06/2023 - 16:23

Our host is always saying "Punch" this, "Punch" that like he invented beverages. Maybe this drab excursion would be more fun if someone Punched him!

Submitted by tdarley on Tue, 11/07/2023 - 16:47

Oh, just fake a smile and drink this fast! Soon we will be able to find out who is the Heir of Slytherin 😈

Submitted by srmalank on Thu, 11/09/2023 - 06:24

Go around the corner where Gertrude will add something special. Tell her "Thusnelda" sent ya.

Submitted by setowne on Fri, 11/10/2023 - 08:15

"Oh, Aziz, is there a dreamier, prettier, more mellifluous phrase in the English language than 'Mrs. B. Larry Pedlar?'"

Submitted by rischult on Mon, 11/13/2023 - 19:35