June 2011

Citation

UA24-001183

"An anatomy class with a cadaver, n.d."

Black and white photograph. A medical school classroom from the early 20th century. Six young white men with serious expressions  stand in front of a chalkboard with notes drawn on it. One of the men has a handle bar mustache. They are surrounding a lab table with cadaver parts laid out on top. The men are wearing clothing consistent with the era, and they are wearing lab coats over the top. The man on the right is holding up a severed leg.
Winning Entry!

“Donner, party of 6.” - Melanie Curfman

Captions

"Anyone for seconds?"

Submitted by rmock on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:08

It followed us home, Dr. Frankenstein. Honest!

Submitted by kgreatba on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:08

What a bunch of cutups!

Submitted by jajames on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:12

Yes, "head, arm, and leg" are, in fact, the technical terms used for anatomy.  (see blackboard behind them)

Submitted by mkheiry on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:13

"The knee bone is connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone is connected to the hip bone . . . "

Submitted by tmccurry on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:22

Years later none of Dr. Lecter's classmates showed up for their reunion.

Submitted by robbullo on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:30

We can rebuild him, make him better.  He later became the $6 Million Dollar Man, Lee Majors.

Submitted by jlyon on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:33

You want a toe?  I can get you a toe, with nailpolish...

Submitted by klindner on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 09:46

Johnson, you ninny! We said no mustaches! Only outrageous smocks!

Submitted by pamoffet on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:29

Relax ladies, we'll be cooking dinner tonight!

Submitted by kripatel on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:38

From right to left:  Michael Myers, Henry Jeckell, Hannibal Lecter, Jack Torrance, Victor Frankenstein, and Norman Osborn.

Victor Frankenstein, second from left, was an A+ student in Dr. Proctor's class.  "It was like there was electricity in the air when he studying," said Proctor.

Submitted by kmprocto on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:54

Smile..you're on candid camera.

Submitted by emward on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 11:20

Tom was having that dream again . . . . sleepwalking into the kitchen only to find . . . . . AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Submitted by orme on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 17:33

Meatloaf again?

Submitted by smithdoe on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 13:46

Donald "Ducky" Mallard, third from right. [NCIS Archives]

Submitted by andjsmit on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 15:36

This can be you someday, if you're lucky!

Submitted by slritchi on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 09:53

Alright fellows...dig in and don't be shy!

Submitted by encottre on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 09:54

In class today the students can be seen poking and proding another poor soul (or dead carcus) all in the name of science!

Submitted by slingram on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 09:58

Disection is good for the soul

Submitted by lsteuerw on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 09:59

Donner, party of 6!

Submitted by mjcurfma on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 09:59

Someone please remove my eyes, I can't see these unqualified people touching my bones.

Submitted by venbhara on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:00

I could have had a V8

Submitted by sbenko on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:06

Did I sign up for this????

Submitted by cbooth on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:06

"The patient died, but we were able to save his foot!"

Submitted by rjwise1 on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:10

John's thoughts drift as he wonders why the rest of the guys didn't tell him they were shaving their mustaches off for the anatomy final.

Submitted by jtspratt on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:12

Cadavers have skin in the game.

Submitted by ecsquire on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:29

"Anyone want to come over to my house for dinner after class tonight? Mrs. Dahmer is making a delightful pot roast..."

Submitted by apuchle on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:28

The students console their friend after a rough lion taming final.

Submitted by mdhollin on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:46

Employees must wash hands before returning to work.

Submitted by kifields on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:47

Dr. Scholls insoles are the best!

Submitted by adams53 on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 11:10

We are serious when we say, "Publish or Perish"!

Submitted by fhernly on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 11:31

"Ummm.... What are you doing here? You're early!..."

Submitted by jones386 on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:21

Would it be awkward if I smiled... hmmm... let me just hold this leg up... right ... here...

Submitted by avrua on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:24

Only one mustache per room, Please.  Thank You.

Submitted by nasdhali on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:27

good one!

Submitted by nasdhali on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:28

Why did I have to get stuck with the pajama smock on picture day

Submitted by vaanklem on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 15:39

Here, we saved you a thigh!

Submitted by jnrankin on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 19:46

Do YOU neeed a leg transplant?

Submitted by trlecher on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 21:04

PATIENT DEAD, OPERATION SUCCESSFUL....:(

Submitted by rbchandr on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 09:45

A new weight loss solution!

Submitted by ccrisp on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 09:58

A new weight loss solution!

Submitted by ccrisp on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 09:58

We have the Arm, Head, and Leg taken care of, but who's going to tell Billy's mom that he flunked out?

Submitted by jhamlow on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:14

"We'll miss Clarence.  He was a good lad.  Though made one silly mistake mixing moonshine, a cattle prod, and his pants. But then again, who hasn't?"

Submitted by nsmessmo on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:37

You should see the other guy!

Submitted by nsmessmo on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:37

Mamma said there'd be days like this...

Submitted by alj20 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 17:25

Mrs. Potato Head was unavailable for comment......

Submitted by cmedley on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:35

Did anyone check his Driver's License to see if he is an organ donor?

Submitted by andjsmit on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 15:37

The Mummy returns!

Submitted by kamatkar on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 13:18

Reason #26 for bringing your own lunch to the cafeteria

Submitted by lovellb on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 14:04

When the reenactment of the delightful children's song "Head, shoulders, knees, and toes" goes terribly terribly wrong!

Submitted by imorriso on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 10:22