The professor didn't find it funny when the students misplaced the humerus.

When the reenactment of the delightful children's song "Head, shoulders, knees, and toes" goes terribly terribly wrong!

Reason #26 for bringing your own lunch to the cafeteria

The Mummy returns!

Did anyone check his Driver's License to see if he is an organ donor?

Mrs. Potato Head was unavailable for comment......

Mamma said there'd be days like this...

You should see the other guy!

"We'll miss Clarence.  He was a good lad.  Though made one silly mistake mixing moonshine, a cattle prod, and his pants. But then again, who hasn't?"

We have the Arm, Head, and Leg taken care of, but who's going to tell Billy's mom that he flunked out?

A new weight loss solution!

A new weight loss solution!

PATIENT DEAD, OPERATION SUCCESSFUL....:(

Do YOU neeed a leg transplant?

Here, we saved you a thigh!

Why did I have to get stuck with the pajama smock on picture day

Only one mustache per room, Please.  Thank You.

Would it be awkward if I smiled... hmmm... let me just hold this leg up... right ... here...

"Ummm.... What are you doing here? You're early!..."

We are serious when we say, "Publish or Perish"!

Dr. Scholls insoles are the best!

Employees must wash hands before returning to work.

The students console their friend after a rough lion taming final.

"Anyone want to come over to my house for dinner after class tonight? Mrs. Dahmer is making a delightful pot roast..."

Cadavers have skin in the game.

John's thoughts drift as he wonders why the rest of the guys didn't tell him they were shaving their mustaches off for the anatomy final.

"The patient died, but we were able to save his foot!"

Did I sign up for this????

I could have had a V8

Someone please remove my eyes, I can't see these unqualified people touching my bones.

Donner, party of 6!

Disection is good for the soul

In class today the students can be seen poking and proding another poor soul (or dead carcus) all in the name of science!

Alright fellows...dig in and don't be shy!

This can be you someday, if you're lucky!

Donald "Ducky" Mallard, third from right. [NCIS Archives]

Meatloaf again?

Tom was having that dream again . . . . sleepwalking into the kitchen only to find . . . . . AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Smile..you're on candid camera.

From right to left:  Michael Myers, Henry Jeckell, Hannibal Lecter, Jack Torrance, Victor Frankenstein, and Norman Osborn.

Victor Frankenstein, second from left, was an A+ student in Dr. Proctor's class.  "It was like there was electricity in the air when he studying," said Proctor.

Relax ladies, we'll be cooking dinner tonight!

Johnson, you ninny! We said no mustaches! Only outrageous smocks!

You want a toe?  I can get you a toe, with nailpolish...

We can rebuild him, make him better.  He later became the $6 Million Dollar Man, Lee Majors.

Years later none of Dr. Lecter's classmates showed up for their reunion.

"The knee bone is connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone is connected to the hip bone . . . "

Yes, "head, arm, and leg" are, in fact, the technical terms used for anatomy.  (see blackboard behind them)

What a bunch of cutups!

It followed us home, Dr. Frankenstein. Honest!