Loudly dressed dancers
REALLY! You wouldn’t believe what I can hide in this hairdo! - Jane Alexander
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I have a chiropractor friend that could have you standing up straight in a jiffy.
Hey, is that my scarf around your neck? My roommate said she was borrowing it!
" What Had Happened Was???
I dreamed that years from now we will have a new dance craze called, The Floss.
Hey, please be honest, does this scarf go with my outfit?
the abc's of fashion: ascots, beehives, and chain belts
... and then I see in the campus newspaper that they're going to install another bike lane on University Blvd. that no one will use!
Can I have my neck scarf back now please?
— Let's dance together, scarf ace. — Sure, honeybun.
REALLY! You wouldn't believe what I can hide in this hairdo!
Nice suspenders! So how long have you wanted to be a fireman?
After the dance, do you suppose I can have my scarf back?
"I said, you've got two seconds to retract your right hand, or I'm gonna hang you by your ascot."
"Teach, work for the government, set up a private practice, whatever, so long as the nitrous oxide continues to flow."
That was FUN - lets wind it up again!
You could use a breath mint . . .
So I said to the store mannequin, "where can I find a scarf like you are wearing?"
An actual gold scarf sounded like a great idea at the time...
Hey, thanks for sharing that funny cigarette. It helped me find my groove!