Yes sir, I repurpose used Star Trek shirts with local logos. On the back is, "To boldly go where no university has gone before!"

Mr. Hudnut, you will thank me for this when you become a bronze statue stuck on a cold park bench forced to stare at a deflated Hoosier Dome.  

Can I have your autograph, please, please please?

Thank you for your generous and thoughtful donation, Mayor Hudnut! You say you made it yourself?

"I am a Goddess, a glorious female warrior. And I'm telling you, in memory of Li'l Sebastian — who everyone knows graduated from IUPUI with a major in equine management and leadership — you will wear this sweatshirt and like it," said Leslie Knope.

I'm sorry!  Our campus bookstore doesn't carry "big and tall" sizes yet.....but the material is very stretchy!

Something to wear while you "mat talk" around Indy! 

We didn't bring any pompoms for you because you didn't ask.  You can do the megaphone!

You don't expect me to put that on, do you?? I am the Mayor of Indianapolis!