Students with robot January 1984
“Only a robot could tutor a math student and have open brain surgery at the same time!” - Ian Harmon
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IUPUI students preparing new instructions for Chad the punch-card robot.
When he tells you that women belong in the kitchen.
*lady in back taking notes*
How to be a scientist
Step 1: Get a bowl cut.
Step 2: Lead robot revolution.
Wow, Martin really did a number on R84.....this is why we can't have nice things, Martin.
Yes, this one actually listens!
This early version of the Roomba was scrapped when consumers noticed that their family pets "disappeared."
[Robot voice]: According to my calculations your pencil will not help you push calculator buttons any faster than your fingers do.
"Let me show you all the savings you will have with this Husband Replacement 1.0 ladies!"
A throwback to the time before Chegg was a website.
Pat-the-genial-accountant-bot & trainers warming up and discussing strategy moments before meeting a tragic end three seconds into the first round of his Battle Bots debut.
Only a robot could tutor a math student and have open brain surgery at the same time!
You'd think with such smart ladies they wouldn't have The Beatles style haircuts
The Time Machine sent us back to 1976, complete with Dorothy Hamill haircuts.
"Now we just have to teach it how to love."
Amazon Alexa turned 4 this November, while the less popular Dollar Tree Denice turned 29 again.
Princess Leia: "And now we begin the cleansing of Mr. R2D2.
Young Anakin: "According to my calculations, he overheated and requires much further testing".
Chewbacca: "You guys are hilarious!"
Luke Skywalker: "this is very nervewracking guys, but I'll use the Force to hold him down"
"And they said we would never have access to a calculator whenever we wanted!"
The Original BB8 prototype...looking good ladies!
"Now that we finished our robotic hair stylist, maybe we can actually get decent hair cuts!"
And the winning numbers for the first Hoosier Lottery drawing are . . . . .
"Holiday Gift Guide 1982: A Roomba with a calculator, the perfect gift for the housewife who has a Ph.D. in physics."
Who said women are not attracted to science?