To poop or not to poop . . .

The recent flu season hit the police force hard. They were more than a little hoarse. But they still insist on playing Duck Duck Goose.

Hey Jim, do you want to...HORSE AROUND? 

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is-- yep, it's a bird.

April Fools'!!  Horse Patrol Officers were strategically placed around the University Library to assist with crowd control during a rumored visit by Kim Kardashian.  Said one officer after being let in on the joke, "Well, I had been wondering.....Why in the world would she ever want to visit a library?"

"Yep....someone tipped him off we were on his case!  Still....I have that funny feeling that I'm being watched, don't you?"

mounted officers suspect fowl play in search for elusive Canadian criminal.

"Gosh, the Canadian Mounties are a bit more of a challenge at hide-and-seek!" 

Anatidaephobia: The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck -- or goose -- is watching you.

Keep looking, Mike...I know that darn bird's around here somewhere!

Why did you have to brag about your new goose-down comforter, Steve?! Now he's watching every move you make!