when you have a paper due at 11:59pm and it's 11:45pm...

"Yeah I have a question. What the heck is this thing?"

And it's a new track record--232 words per minute!

Desk jockey training for the Labor Neigh Sweepstakes, storied predecessor to the IUPUI Regatta. 

 Auditioning for a Mad Max spin-off… Mad Maxine!

"Look Ma, one hand!!"  During a moment of levity in the press room, a journalist attempts to recreate the classic mechanical bull sequence from "Urban Cowboy."

Excited, Erma demonstrated her newfound ability to butt-type.

"Now that I have applied the appropriate safety headgear, I will now demonstrate how to type with my feet.  You may want to step back to a safe distance!"

Amelia Earhart mystery solved -- she landed at IUPUI

I feel it in my fingers,

I feel it in my toes,

IUPUI is all around me,

and so the feeling grows

 Smile !! it is just this close to next summer :(

Now watch me nae nae . . . 

Ready for take-off!

In its early days desktop word processing was a dangerous enterprise, fit only for the adventurous among usl.

Wait, wait....I feel the typewriter speaking to me!!!

I wish I spoke Typewriter!!!