Do you ever think the clouds like staring at us too? 

Bro, what the heck we're in the middle of a game.

Yeah, I know that hit hurt, but will you get up now?!  You're embarrassing the team, man!!!!

GET UP - It was just a ball!!!!!!

When you have three papers due the next morning and you don't know which one to start with

"Stomach cramps again?  When Coach told you to charge the bunts, he wasn't talking about the cakes!"

You forgot to wear a protective cup again didn't you??

Yeah...I know.  I just saw the President's latest tweet too. 

We are all surprised you can graduate!  Now, can we finish the game?

When the school year catches you unprepared...

Swallowed too many sunflower seeds again didn't you?

Doing the backstroke is not how you play shortstop Dusty!

Coach recruited you from the soccer team, didn't he? 

I don't care if he hurt your feelings by telling you that your butt looks big in those pants.  It does!! Get over it!

I don't WANNA play outfield!  I DON'T WANNA!! I DON'T WANNA!!  I DON'T WANNA!!