May 2022

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Students waiting to register for classes

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Winning Entry!

Students resentfully await their turn to wear the Thinking Cap to take the quiz... - Dorothy Field

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Tim wasn't the only one concerned that perhaps he hadn't studied hard enough for his COVID test

Submitted by orme on Sun, 05/01/2022 - 10:45

I'm all for early voting, but we're going to have privacy issues.

Submitted by joppold on Mon, 05/02/2022 - 06:26

The glory days of American higher education, when students would dress up to register for such classes as "Mayberry R.F.D. and Rural Themes and Social Mores in Television".

Submitted by rischult on Mon, 05/02/2022 - 10:07

As morning turned to afternoon, Johnny wondered if that draft deferment had been worth it after all...

Submitted by rischult on Mon, 05/02/2022 - 11:00

This degree would be another feather in her cap.

Submitted by jajames on Mon, 05/02/2022 - 14:23

Doing his best work unapparelled, The Thinker chose online classes whenever possible.

Submitted by mjhinsma on Mon, 05/02/2022 - 19:43

“It Is Now 7:06. You Have Exactly 8 Hours And 54 Minutes To Think About Why You Are Here – To Ponder The Error Of Your Ways.”- The BreakFast Club

Submitted by kzimm on Wed, 05/04/2022 - 09:52

Her future is so bright, she has to wear shades!

Submitted by lohayes on Wed, 05/04/2022 - 09:55

Eanie Meanie Minne Mo, which class should i go

Submitted by smithbev on Wed, 05/04/2022 - 09:58

When the teacher tells the class, "Everyone did terrible on the test!"

Submitted by krstruck on Wed, 05/04/2022 - 10:43

Should not have gone to that jitterbug dance contest last night, feeling tired today!

Submitted by crbetzne on Wed, 05/04/2022 - 10:59

Johnny was upset because he could not join the women only, feminist club.

Submitted by pjputnam on Wed, 05/04/2022 - 11:10

See?!? I told you it would be acceptable to wear my new hat to registration day! Ugh...

Submitted by wdhorstm on Wed, 05/04/2022 - 13:50

As they await their turn, Christina turned to Douglas and thought, "That's what he gets for staying out all night at the Disco a-go-go without me!"

Submitted by kheidler on Wed, 05/04/2022 - 14:11

Students resentfully await their turn to wear the Thinking Cap to take the quiz...

Submitted by dofield on Wed, 05/04/2022 - 15:32

The underappreciated bountiful benefits of keeping your brain abloom...

Submitted by myipschn on Wed, 05/04/2022 - 22:03

I didn't get the memo about wearing cool hats!

Submitted by rahankin on Thu, 05/05/2022 - 14:52

I didn't get the memo about wearing cool hats!

Submitted by rahankin on Thu, 05/05/2022 - 14:53

Though others were discouraged, Eileen knew her out-of-the-box ideas would really stir up some excitement in the suggestions box. She clearly marched to the beat of a different drum.

Submitted by katcwilk on Fri, 05/06/2022 - 09:11

Everyone was excited to be in the spring production of 'How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying' until the director decided to go for a more "subdued" approach.

Submitted by adifried on Tue, 05/10/2022 - 16:41

With the last spot in 2832-Dinosaur Archaeology up for grabs, Linda was ready to turn Jerry into ancient history if she ended up on the waitlist.

Submitted by adifried on Wed, 05/11/2022 - 13:09

Let's see, where is Daddy's money going to take me this semester?

Submitted by andjsmit on Tue, 05/17/2022 - 09:14

If looks could kill, the thinker would be toast! The Phyllis Diller wanna-be is next.

Submitted by hayesjb on Tue, 05/31/2022 - 07:33