April 2022

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Chocolate Easter Bunny at Riley Hospital

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That awkward feeling when you accidentally sever the carrot-id artery. -Margaret Miley

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Nurse Ratchett and her boyfriend Elmer visit Riley Hospital to celebrate Easter. "Hey kids! Grab a meat cleaver and help Mr Fudd dissect the Easter Bunny!"

Submitted by hayesjb on Fri, 04/01/2022 - 07:43

Timmy couldn't believe his nightmare was coming true right before his eyes.

Submitted by joppold on Fri, 04/01/2022 - 08:24

Eventually the anthropologists realized that Easter Bunny rituals were a long-term prank at their expense, but the rest of us were surprised how long it took them to catch on.

Submitted by paxtonm on Fri, 04/01/2022 - 08:52

Good thing there's a nurse on hand because there's a 99.9% chance someone's gonna get hurt. Just hope it's not the nurse.

Submitted by esnajdr on Fri, 04/01/2022 - 09:08

That awkward feeling when you accidentally sever the carrot-id artery.

Submitted by mmiley on Fri, 04/01/2022 - 10:06

"Easter Bunny Defeats Truman"

Submitted by rischult on Fri, 04/01/2022 - 11:58

Before "Is it Cake?" there was "Is it Fake?" in which children were asked to taste test cut up objects to see if it was candy or plastic.

Submitted by andjsmit on Fri, 04/01/2022 - 15:41

Hey, it's my dentist!

Submitted by mjhinsma on Sun, 04/03/2022 - 11:51

It's official; you're pregnant.

Submitted by gillesj on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 11:15

Sharpening the knives with the easter bunnie…Kids, you’re next.

Submitted by chcheu on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 11:17

Riley Hospital is revolutionizing 1950s pediatric surgical training. Observing this practice session are young patients Suzie and Billy, who's now better known as "Lefty."

Submitted by rcseefel on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 11:19

Is it cake?

Submitted by jjdeese on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 12:05

Who said they wanted an ear?

Submitted by lashivel on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 12:07

Chocolate "bunny?" Kid paleontologist correctly IDs it as fossilized something else. Note: only the adults are smiling.

Submitted by jizukac on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 12:18

I'm not going to be ignored, Dan!

Submitted by sleickel on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 12:33

Future medical students Look on as they witness the dissection of a chocolate bunny.

Submitted by joelsmit on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 12:35

The children knew something was up when they were allowed to stand on the chairs.

Submitted by tiaswain on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 12:45

I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny.
I don't want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a plate and fork and a bunny.

Submitted by bwysong on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 13:16

The research is conclusive: Everyone eats the ears first.

Submitted by rrlawren on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 16:27

So, kids, we've learned to gather, now we'll learn to hunt and prepare small mammals to eat. After you've killed your prey, you have to field dress it. Let's practice on this chocolate rabbit.

Submitted by aherrman on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 16:48

"Ohh great, just what these kids need: more sugar!!" Doc thought,
"Ohhh boy, I'm not getting outta here on time tonight - thank you, well-meaning donor!!!!!! " Nurse thought.

Submitted by greinerb on Mon, 04/04/2022 - 21:25

It was so nice of the nuclear plant down the street to donate a chocolate bunny for the kids!

Submitted by regcohen on Tue, 04/05/2022 - 07:52

Trying to follow in the footsteps of "The Godfather's" horse head scene, the student production of "Who Killed Peter Rabbit" goes Hollywood.

Submitted by jthazer on Fri, 04/08/2022 - 20:48

Chocolate bunny carver: "Who wants the head?"

Submitted by hermk on Mon, 04/11/2022 - 14:01

Boy: "I'm not sure if we should be eating a genetically modified rabbit... Girl: Looks like Mr. Szalinski's been at it again! Next time you'll see giant versions of us walking around Las Vegas!".

Submitted by hermk on Mon, 04/11/2022 - 14:11

If we keep smiling, maybe they won't notice the ear is missing.

Submitted by rahankin on Tue, 04/12/2022 - 14:08

Anyone else find it odd that the kids are not smiling?

Submitted by esnajdr on Thu, 04/14/2022 - 12:26