November 2021

Citation

Man speaking in School of Law March 19, 2003

Winning Entry!

Members of the jury, who among us has never had their dollar bill callously rejected by a ... vending machine! - Matt Hinsman

Captions

"I remember when I could buy a judge for $1!"

Submitted by joppold on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 07:44

"Pay attention, I'm about to destroy my lunch money to illustrate a metaphor."

Submitted by paxtonm on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 08:27

You, too, could be the proud owner of attorney-client privilege. One dollar is all it takes, folks!

Submitted by megkane on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 10:00

Will the esteemed Senator put his dollar away? That is not what I meant when I asked you to pass the bill on voter's rights.

Submitted by andjsmit on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 10:14

"Bailiff, you did a fine job of swearing-in that last witness! This is for you, don't spend it all in one place."

Submitted by hayesjb on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 10:51

If I had a dollar for every case I won, I'd have one dollar!

Submitted by kecolpet on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 11:44

McDonald’s run?! I’ll take some fries!

Submitted by lmnowlin on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 11:51

My favorite shade of green is Money.

Submitted by mitchsaa on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 11:51

For every $1 spent on childhood vaccinations, our country saves $10.90.

Submitted by sdearth on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 11:58

There's a lot more where this came from if you can get bow tie over here to quit starin' at me.

Submitted by despradl on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 12:08

Could someone get me a Coke?

Submitted by efernand on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 13:26

Members of the jury, who among us has never had their dollar bill callously rejected by a ... vending machine!

Submitted by mjhinsma on Mon, 11/01/2021 - 14:46

"Your Honor, may I keep this dollar I found on the floor? Uh... also, I have no further questions for the witness."

Submitted by lindturn on Tue, 11/02/2021 - 10:49

Really?! This is what you gonna give!

Submitted by aichau on Tue, 11/02/2021 - 10:52

I bet you a dollar I can get a guy with a bow tie outta this mess!!

Submitted by ldjones2 on Tue, 11/02/2021 - 22:45

What am I bid for this crystal vase? I'll start the bidding at $1!

Submitted by regcohen on Thu, 11/11/2021 - 10:13

For only one dollar a day, you can help a broke college student eat something other than ramen noodles.

Submitted by gzering on Sat, 11/13/2021 - 12:18

For only one dollar a day, you can help a broke college student eat something other than ramen noodles.

Submitted by gzering on Sat, 11/13/2021 - 12:18

You can keep your 3D printer! Look what I can make!

Submitted by orme on Fri, 11/26/2021 - 12:06