Welcome to the Caption Contest!

We happily give you a chance to attach your silly captions to some of our favorite silly IUPUI photos from our huge collection. The funniest caption (as judged by the expert judges in Special Collections and Archives) for each month will win a FABULOUS PRIZE! 

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April 2024

Citation

Marilyn Quayle and Dan Quayle with Jerry Bepko at reception, May 1990

Color photograph. A man in a gray suit is facing away from the camera, talking to a man and a woman. The woman has dark hair and is wearing a red dress with black and white polka dots along the collar and middle. She's looking at the speaking man with an expression of incredulousness. The other man is blonde and is wearing a black suit with a red tie. His arms are crossed and he's looking out of frame. His expression is one of exasperation.

Captions

Did he say that his last name is spelled "B E P K O E?"

Submitted by mmiley on Mon, 04/01/2024 - 07:22

If he keeps talking we'll be waiting hours in that buffet line.

Submitted by joppold on Mon, 04/01/2024 - 08:01

I don't care if you DO get elected, we are NOT going to become the IUPUI Quails!

Submitted by orme on Mon, 04/01/2024 - 10:24

I don’t care what “Bepkoe” says, I know how to spell “potatoe”

Submitted by droland on Tue, 04/02/2024 - 15:20

hmm how do you spell mackinny mckinney mackinnie, oh well I will let Marilyn worry about that

Submitted by jkrodrig on Tue, 04/02/2024 - 15:21

We need to discuss where the best place to see the eclipse will be.

Submitted by brhickey on Tue, 04/02/2024 - 15:33

When you accidentally RSVP to a school reunion instead of a fancy gala!

Submitted by ppokhare on Tue, 04/02/2024 - 15:35

Here he goes again with the story about the pickle and the squirrel.... I wonder if they will be serving chicken later?

Submitted by viwhaley on Tue, 04/02/2024 - 15:52

Spelling bee, my foot! I know how to spell potatoe!

Submitted by jpmahone on Tue, 04/02/2024 - 16:21

Sorry, I think I accidentally pressed the 'extended edition' button on this conversation.

Submitted by nenoel on Tue, 04/02/2024 - 16:34

I wonder if he dyes his hair, too.

Submitted by rahankin on Wed, 04/03/2024 - 09:02

Should we tell him his fly is unzipped.

Submitted by rgbousum on Wed, 04/03/2024 - 10:35

But why DID the chicken cross the road?

Submitted by patlight on Wed, 04/03/2024 - 16:39

I didn't listen when I was taking classes here. Why should I listen now?

Submitted by limills on Wed, 04/03/2024 - 20:19

Enough with his chatter now, it's time to eat.

Submitted by sud1729 on Wed, 04/10/2024 - 18:09

If I'm no Jack Kennedy, then who am I?

Submitted by andjsmit on Wed, 04/24/2024 - 10:40