This new machine generates empty parking spaces faster than ever!

Who needs a car when you can drive this...big boy status

The School of Dentistry displays the latest equipment for tough dental root removal.

"What are we going to do today Maynard?"

"The same thing we do everyday Herman, try to take over the world!"

Dr. Hine, please be sure it's not in reverse.

"Wow, this works better than a 'drill' ever would!"-D.M. Hine

"This dress code is ridiculous.  75% of my salary is going to new suits every week." - M. Hine

Can you tell him to please get his hand off of my box?

If taxes could be paid with a smile, the road to success would always be under construction.

  "An articulator for King who....?!"

Hey Maynard, make sure that thing is not in reverse !!!!

Hey, Slick. Confucius say, "Don't doze on the dozer, or you'll break more than just ground."

I dont want to pay for a parking permit....I'm just gonna make my own parking spot.

Mutt & Jeff at it again!!!

Zoom Zoom!

OK, H. B , which grossly decayed molars are we excavating ??

1958  INDIANAPOLIS SUNDAY STAR

The IU School of Denistry announces their newest addition of dental equipment!  Dean Hine and President Wells (shown above), proudly present the Acme 432-T Extract-O-Matic, the only one east of the Mississippi!  The school say's this will increase their patient load ten-fold.  The new equipment allows to pull teeth from 10 patients at a time, taking only ten minutes.  It is amazing what modern technology has become today...

Are you finding yourself stuck and needing dug out?   "IUPUI is equipped, ready to go, and here to pave your path for your future!"

"I thought I hit the brake, not the gas!  We'll just have to build something here now!"

Being "Man of the Century" is a breeze when you can stop a dean on a bulldozer with one hand.

Who's teeth are we pulling? 

"Let's Roll"!

I'm headed to the track for qualifications.

Dr. HIne: I can't find an open spot to park this anywhere!

Dr Wells: Look an "A" spot just opened up.  Get it quick before it is gone!

Hine: Hey Wells, coud you stay away from me? I want to post the picture to my profile in Facebook.

Wells: Poor guy, just to tell you that won't make anyone  accept your  friend request. :)

 "Remeber now Dean, this is school zone, don't go speeding and knock down the wrong bulding!"

Shortage of Labor causes the Dean himself to start working at the parking lots

Dean Hine: "I think we should make the new addition look completely different than the original building." President Wells: "That's a great idea! And maybe in the future if we add on again we should make it look completely different than the others"

Bob the Builder is lame . . . let's play Power Rangers again.

Herman Wells is saying "In the 21st Century I can see the school extended to this parking lot".

Now don't forget to leave room for parking. Herman was always thinking ahead.

"Shouldn't we be wearing scrubs and masks?"

As Dean Hine posed on the machine, President Wells shouted, "If you can't find the road to success, build your own!"

School of Dentistry Dean Hine (seated) and IU President Herman Wells (standing) get ready for the Big Pull at the site of the new dentistry school addition in Indianapolis. (1958)

I don't know about you Maynard, but I think we can get this done!!

Wells- "That's a fine vehicle ya got there..."

Hine- "Thanks, I got it special for the occassion."

Dr. Hine was just so anxious for the renovations that he decided to get things started himself.

Maynard, you think the stuff in this box can shrink this contraption so it can dig root canals? 

 

After a heaving night of partying at Bourbon Street, Maynard and Herman took a spin around campus thinking their ride would impress the chicks.

The planned Heavy Equipment Operator Program at IUPUI was scrapped after Dean Maynard Hine inexpicably jumped on a bulldozer and destroyed the Dental School parking lot, practically running over President Herman B. Wells in the process.  Traumatized by the event, Wells' right arm stood out rigidly perpendicular to his body for several mniutes. 

Dean Hine thought he had found the perfect mascot for the new dental school. Alas, President Wells thought it might send the wrong message.

Dean Hine thought he had found the perfect mascot for the new dental school. Alas, President Wells thought it might send the wrong message.

How many miles to the gallon does this baby get?

How many miles to the gallon does this baby get?

Come on now, it's my turn!!

I warned them: NO Purdue buildings between downtown and the river.

What can you say about boys and their toys?

"Since we finally got rid of those pesky houses to the south, lets see where else we can use this baby!"

Be careful not to bring the other buildings down. It would be a dent(in)history

This new device ought to help recruit new dental students!