September 2013

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A young man in a baseball uniform is looking at a big open book while a woman looks away from her writing. They are seated on the table of a park bench
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“This guy couldn't decide which was more unbelievable: the fact that Linda Hamilton was enrolled at IUPUI, or that after 20 minutes of picking her teeth, she still hadn't gotten the piece of lettuce out.” - Brandon M. White

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Hmmm, that shirt seems a tad warm to be paired with that delightfully short skirt... then again, I'm wearing these warm jeans with a breezy t-shirt.  Shut up brain, you're supposed to be studying!

Submitted by msmoker on Wed, 09/11/2013 - 20:45

Early 1990's fashion was in a transition from the "glam" of the "Big '80's" while not yet being total grunge flannel.

Submitted by clabrook on Mon, 09/02/2013 - 18:41

This guy couldn't decide which was more unbelievable: the fact that Linda Hamilton was enrolled at IUPUI, or that after 20 minutes of picking her teeth, she still hadn't gotten the piece of lettuce out.

Submitted by whitebrm on Thu, 09/05/2013 - 09:16

Well, it says here that's how babies happen.

Submitted by orme on Fri, 09/06/2013 - 09:35

The story is certainly a nail biter!

Submitted by afleehea on Wed, 09/11/2013 - 16:51

Girl is thinking: Jeez I look so hot right now..My hair is blowing in the wind all model-like. Maybe he'll notice me more if I nibble on my nails all cute and innocently.

Guy is thinking: Don't want to miss this...She's about to gnaw her fingers right off!! It's like she's biting into Big Mac. Gross!

Submitted by manslave on Wed, 09/11/2013 - 23:00

Fingernail clippings, the new menu.

Submitted by mjcurfma on Thu, 09/12/2013 - 09:00

Man, she really should have should have gone with the Rachel instead of that windblown mess, girls...

Submitted by bhilmer on Thu, 09/12/2013 - 09:13

Guy:  MMMMMMMMM....Reminds me of the finger sandwiches mom used to make.  boy I can't wait for Thanksgiving break. 

Girl:   Gosh, I sure could go for some chicken fingers right now.  When is Thanksgiving break again?

Submitted by vcdavis on Thu, 09/12/2013 - 09:46

That's it, that's it keep sliding... now on 3 I'm jumping off & let's see if he ends up on the ground.

Submitted by trlmays on Thu, 09/12/2013 - 11:46

Boy : "She sure looks hungry. Perfect time to ask her to dinner!"

Submitted by pahansen on Thu, 09/12/2013 - 11:58

I can almost see your answers but it would be nice if your nail clippings weren't in the way.

Submitted by lodelaro on Fri, 09/13/2013 - 01:26

"So let me get this straight--You, my partner for this chem lab that's worth fifty percent of our grade, are an English major..."

Submitted by sabetayl on Sat, 09/14/2013 - 00:34

Fashionista Heather ponders the young man's conundrum: "should I wear my ball cap backwards?"

Submitted by raull on Sun, 09/15/2013 - 12:17

Just think in the future you would be using your iPhone instead of biting your nails.

Submitted by dshimp on Thu, 09/19/2013 - 10:02