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“Any fool can tell this book isn't as big as the one in the display, but noooo we have to open the case and confirm...would serve him right if I accidently let this lid drop.” - Robert Aull
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I will attempt to lead the campus from this sealed container with only the Faculty Handbook and the Code of Civility inside with me. Please note that this is NOT being done with smoke OR mirrors! Do NOT attempt this on your own campus!
An Open-and-Shut Case
Yes, I'm sure I disabled the security cameras! Now grab it and let's get out of here!
Hmmm, now where did I put my Yale degree?
Wait! You made me wear white gloves, and he gets to touch it with his bare hands?
"Don't forget! You must turn the page every day."
Whoa! Who's diary is this?
Oh boy, here we go again with one of his long stories.
No price tag...so it's free, right?
This is your mission, should you choose to accept it.......
Please tell me that's not the book he wanted to read out loud.
How many times must everything be moved until he is satisfied with it? Sheesh, this is like the 15th time!
There it is. 45 minutes at 350 degrees... told you.
"NO witnesses! Hand over the camera!"
Any fool can tell this book isn't as big as the one in the display, but noooo we have to open the case and confirm...would serve him right if I accidently let this lid drop.