August 2012

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Gerald Bepko giving directions, 1994

Older man and woman at a table showing a map to a young student
Winning Entry!

As you can see from this map, we have WAY MORE parking spaces than we will ever need. - Andy Smith

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"Let's see, the AO building.  I think it's out by the river somewhere."

Submitted by dlewis on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:03

As you can see from this map, we have WAY MORE parking spaces than we will ever need.

Submitted by andjsmit on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:24

Cavanaugh....Cavanaugh....Can you lend a hand Betty??

Submitted by kmprocto on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:49

Based on student feedback, the prior "cyan," "magenta," and "iridescent hazel" shuttle route lines were changed to more common names.

Submitted by clabrook on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 17:03

According to my Marauder's Map, that bun headed beauty Boaz ( Septemebr 2011 ) should just be leaving the library.

Submitted by andjsmit on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 08:00

I want fresh concrete here, here, here.... a whole bunch here. Here, here, some over here, here, here....... And here.

Submitted by andjsmit on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 08:03

No, I'm the Chancellor, you need to go here for the Dr.

Submitted by darlcamp on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 13:32

Excuse me sir, lot 59 is behind us. Not on east 38th street.

Submitted by jlyon on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 13:57

Well, no, see. . . this here's the IU part . . . . you want to get over HERE to the PU part.

Submitted by orme on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 17:25

 Well, you could take a right at the construction cone, here. ...Or maybe you should take a left at that construction zone. Wait, you don't want to do that. It is a one way street. Maybe you should just consider walking.

Submitted by tlridgwa on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 21:38

 Well, you could take a right at the construction cone, here. ...Or maybe you should take a left at that construction zone. Wait, you don't want to do that. It is a one way street. Maybe you should just consider walking.

Submitted by tlridgwa on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 21:38

See this is what "E" parking really means. We'd like you to think it stands for "everyone", but really it means "enraged drivers". I would get an "A" permit if I was you son.

Submitted by swooding on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 08:33

“This is an E lot for Electric Cars son, so if you have a non-electric car then you'll need to park over here.” (Bepko's outlooking prediction as a visionary leader)

Submitted by bmhaggen on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 09:31

Chef Boyardee: Diss-a lots-a only for-a dee E a-drivers. You are-a gonna have-a to move-a your car.

Pete from "Pete and Pete": That's my mom sir.

Submitted by jerby on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 11:15

Oh, you can't read a map? I'll be glad to point you to your Political Science class entitled Foreign Policy 101.

Submitted by jeehawki on Thu, 08/09/2012 - 13:04

It's a cookbook....It's a cookbook!!!!!!

Submitted by cchampio on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 08:06

Given the present altitude of the sun and allowing for an appropriate drift factor, we've placed your green Vega here, midway across White River.

Submitted by raull on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 13:46

See where it says "You Are Here"...well frankly you're not...and you can't get there from here, either.

Submitted by raull on Fri, 08/10/2012 - 13:45

Michigan STREET ... not Michigan ROAD.

Submitted by clabrook on Sat, 08/11/2012 - 16:56

"IUPUI, where parking is harder than Finite Math"

Submitted by ijames on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 03:05

Mr. Feeny (William Daniels) reviews the script for new episode of Boy Meets World with special guest star, Johnny Depp.

Submitted by hensleka on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 08:22

Dude, where's my car?

Submitted by clabrook on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 10:54

No, right here in the fine print it clearly states "just for paying for parking doesn't mean you'll get a spot in this county."

Submitted by robbullo on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 07:51