Tv playing in the background of the meat packing documentary The Slaughterhouse produced in 1987 "If I keep scrapping maybe the taste will go away or I will hopefully rip my tongue off....I will never eat another piece of meat"
Wife in the bathroom speaking to herself "This is why women cook and not the men.....did he really think barbacue sauce went on a broccoli and tuna casserole" Husband "Honey I made dessert too. I Know your gonna love it Bob next door said it's almost as good as my cassarole." Wife "Ok, honey Im coming.....(muttering) well I did ask him to help me out more around the house....never again".
First, you need to warm up your tongue. Then, when your tongue is really hot, use the heat from your tongue to heat the metal. Apply a bit of pressure on the ends of the metal rod and you can easily make the bend.
A suitor’s unwelcome French
A suitor’s unwelcome French kiss need not confound the truly well-bred young lady.
2 in 1 tool1- Clean your
2 in 1 tool
1- Clean your tongue
2- Massage your tongue after it tires from gossiping
2 in 1 tool 1- Clean your
2 in 1 tool
1- Clean your tongue
2- Massage your tongue after it tires from gossiping
"Simply touch these tongue
Tv playing in the background
Tv playing in the background of the meat packing documentary The Slaughterhouse produced in 1987 "If I keep scrapping maybe the taste will go away or I will hopefully rip my tongue off....I will never eat another piece of meat"
Wife in the bathroom speaking
Wife in the bathroom speaking to herself "This is why women cook and not the men.....did he really think barbacue sauce went on a broccoli and tuna casserole" Husband "Honey I made dessert too. I Know your gonna love it Bob next door said it's almost as good as my cassarole." Wife "Ok, honey Im coming.....(muttering) well I did ask him to help me out more around the house....never again".
So it works like an eyelash
So it works like an eyelash curler....and now you should be able to curl your tongue!
Instrument sterilization.....
Instrument sterilization..... the early years
The first tool invented for
The first tool invented for bulimia.
So you do it this way and
So you do it this way and then aaaaghhhh#$%^&*(
Low calorie lollipop? Sheryl
Low calorie lollipop? Sheryl will believe anything!
It's simple, you just lick it
It's simple, you just lick it like a lollipop!
First, you need to warm up
First, you need to warm up your tongue. Then, when your tongue is really hot, use the heat from your tongue to heat the metal. Apply a bit of pressure on the ends of the metal rod and you can easily make the bend.
Tastes like chicken!
Tastes like chicken!
Due to rising health care
Due to rising health care cost, do it yourself tonsillectomies are really catching on.
"Hey, listen to this: Shee
"Hey, listen to this: Shee shold shee shells vy the shee shore..."
As Linda was demonstrating
As Linda was demonstrating cleaning her tongue, she accidentally invented tongue piercing.
OK, here goes . . . ."I was
OK, here goes . . . ."I was born on a pirate ship!"